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GOADER is a sauce master! Must haves for his ensemble include a withered stick, green face paint, a smock and a bottle of sauce of your choice (or laser-sword) He’s very short, so if you’re not, try reinforcing your knees and hobbling around on them!
Goader originally played in an attacking position for the Martian Jets space basketball team, being 6’9” and quite shifty. Unfortunately, whilst taking a stroll on a popular desert planet he was squashed to a miniscule 2’ by a ‘truck’ that was jettisoned as space debris by a passing starship. Traumatised, Goader sought faith in something and now teaches the ways of the sauce – an ancient art that not only believes that everyone has an inner strength and power that can get them through hardship, but also that
truthfully almost every food tastes better with sauce.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
I am Goader. The ways of the sauce, I teach. Young I was, when great illness struck. Tall I was, until squashed by a truck. Get the plans, I would. Else, fall into the wrong hands, they will. Understand me, you will. Little breath have I. Vertically challenged I am. Snotty kept the plans on a high shelf, see I could not. The sauce is no good in this one.