Your costume suggestion
Your jaded jokes look futuristic compared to your Christmas getup:
brown trousers, a patterned Christmas sweater even Noel Edmonds
wouldn’t wear and that paper hat from a Christmas cracker.
You weren’t very old when you realised that your birth name had comedy value - thanks to the kids at your school. Bearing the brunt of a lifetime of jokes, you learned to divert people’s attention by making up jokes of your own, and it wasn’t long before that became your day job.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
I’m Yule Gröhn, world renowned Christmas cracker joke writer! In truth, the bar is not very high, and it’s more of a gags-per-minute job than it used to be. Albi invites me here every year and I finally caved. What do you call a dead man hung from a tree with tinsel? Albi Le Fairy! Get it? I guess that’s more for French crackers.