Your costume suggestion
You’re dressed in a three-piece suit with bowler hat and cane like you’ve just walked off a film set. The top is tight and untucked, the trousers baggy, the shoes too big - but the moustache is just right!
You started out performing Shakespeare behind a shop window but later realised nobody could hear you, so began to exaggerate your gestures for applause. This drew even bigger crowds and so you began your career as a silent film auteur. You met Catsby when he financed one of your films and have remained friends ever since. He can’t stand your silent phone calls though.
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I’m Farley Hatpin - actor, director and yes, this is what my voice sounds like. It’s a crying shame what’s happened to Ginger, such a lovely girl. I still remember the party where I first saw her. Such talent. Anyhow, the show must go on, as they say in the theatre, and I’m starving - so can we hurry up and find the murderer so we can eat?