Your costume suggestion
As a professor, you’re too busy thinking to worry about fashion so you wear your trademark crumpled three-piece suit and tie - but it’s the pipe, moustache and wild grey hair that set you apart. A pocket watch helps keep time and space.
Being a world renowned theoretical physicist has taken its toll on you. Although you’re still breaking new ground on a daily basis, you’ve always wanted to be a popular musician, and hammer out “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik” whenever you find yourself near a piano. Sadly you can’t sing at all, which is your real passion, so you’ve been secretly working on an ‘auto-tune’ device.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
Good evening. I’m Professor Albert Weinstein, pronounced ‘vine-stine’, but you can call me Al. Sadly I’ve no interest in criminology or I might have been some use, but I am currently working on an equation that describes energy - including an experiment to harness “yawn energy” from people whilst I talk. Did you know, if we all yawned now, we could power this train back to London!