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You're an artist. You spend every day creating art, so you always wear an old white shirt open over a white vest to soak up the paint spatters. Black trousers and black beret make you feel the part. Add a goatee and carry a paint palette and brush.
You knew you were destined for great things when, at the tender age of 5, your teacher gave you a gold star for your finger-painting of the Venezuelan president. Alas, your talent has never been truly appreciated, so much so that your latest series of papier-maché sculptures were labelled “childish, clumpy and somewhat soggy” by a local journalist. Still, there can be no art without suffering…
INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
I - [pause for effect] - am Michael Angelo. Artist, sculptor, poet, man. Karl Ickbread hired me to paint a mural on one of the walls of his restaurant. Yes, it is a tragedy he was murdered but can we really say he is dead when his likeness lives on in my great art? I also do pet portraits and garden topiary, please ask for a quotation.