BOULDERS

You've been invited to play the role of BOULDERS in A Very Shakespearean Murder. What scream through yonder window breaks? Queen Derivative the Second is having a right royal ado, but before the guests can forketh down the first oxen, the Queen’s jester Yorick is found dead-ed! Join us to find out who-duneth-it!

Your costume suggestion

Your clothes (and your body) have not been washed for some time. Your brown doublet hangs loose over a white shirt and your tights have holes in them.

About you...

BIO
Left at the steps of the Queen’s guardhouse as a baby, you were guaranteed a future - as a humble servant for the rest of your days, to repay the Queen’s charity. A chambermaid once told you that you were raised by a family of turnip people and ever since, you’ve been trying to grow your ancestry back so you can return to them. That’s not going too well, strangely enough…

INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
I am Boulders, the Queen’s humble manservant and occasional table. I also grow and treasure the finest turnips. Yorick was a fine jester who became much funnier after drinking French wine. Alsace for Yorick, the Queen would say, I remember it well. Now Yorick is no more, but there’s plenty more Alsace in the wine cellar.