It’s the eve of the final of Dance Factor and the competition is tighter than the male dancers’ leotards. Crane Breville Cowl decides to host a pre-final bash to relieve everyone’s tension and invites the finalists and his colleagues to come along, but all he gets for his troubles is a stiletto heel in the head. Join with us to find out who stepped on Crane’s parade!
Cricketer / Celebrity Dancer (his dancing will have you in creases!) Costume Suggestion : Your tuxedo and tails suit pays homage to the ballroom dances your partner excels in – but in case you get into any disagreement you also keep your cricket bat close at hand and have at least one polished red ball in your pocket.
Judge (she looked in Crane’s lap for pointers!) Costume Suggestion : Dressed in a flattering designer suit with glasses you like to give the impression that you are a serious woman with serious authority. Your glasses allow you to get a better look at other judges’ scores to help with your decisions, and a pocket notebook allows you to jot down ideas when they come to you. Leave this empty.
Professional Dancer (his training is very hands on!) Costume Suggestion : With your ever-present fake tan, you prefer to wear bright sequined shirts (open to the naval of course) with the tightest black trousers you can squeeze into. This, along with your waxed handlebar moustache, makes you irresistible to women – at least that’s what you think!
Judge (just turn up and you’ve scored!) Costume Suggestion : With bright pink shirt and a dash of makeup (it’s not just for the ladies you know), your flamboyant dress sense has been a cause for concern for the show’s producers for some time. Maybe your cowboy boots and fake tan will make them happier.
Newreader / Celebrity Dancer (she likes to expose the news, and herself!) Costume Suggestion : A gorgeous red dress with plunging neckline and revealing side splits is perfect for your Latin dance routines, and a flower in your hair adds an Argentine tango touch. Occasionally, you put on your glasses to remind people of your serious day job as a newsreader.
Costume Designer (she cuts the cloth so things might fall off!) Costume Suggestion : Believing that Eighties fashion is still making a comeback, your current wardrobe includes tight boob tubes, fishnet tights and hot pants. Occasionally you’ll wear a shirt with the bra on the outside as an homage to your favourite Eighties singer. Don’t forget a handbag and the heart-shaped temporary tattoo on your ankle.
Professional Dancer (she’s nervy but curvy!) Costume Suggestion : Being voluptuous makes it easy to look good in your flowing white ball gown. Being Hungarian means you try to work all the national flag colours into your costume – stunning red lipstick, white gown, and green…lingerie (well, it couldn’t be shoes could it)!
Show Host (his one liners are good for old timers!) Costume Suggestion : Your smart grey three-piece suit highlights the grey and white hairs on your head and is complemented by a pocket watch and bright handkerchief folded into your breast pocket. You’re getting on a bit though and recovering from a recent rock climbing injury – so bring a walking cane!