EDMUND WHITESNAKE

You've been invited to play the role of EDMUND WHITESNAKE in A Very Shakespearean Murder. What scream through yonder window breaks? Queen Derivative the Second is having a right royal ado, but before the guests can forketh down the first oxen, the Queen’s jester Yorick is found dead-ed! Join us to find out who-duneth-it!

Your costume suggestion

You wear a short black cloak, black leather tunic, short black breeches, black tights and black boots. Your permanent sneer is clearly visible beneath your black goatee and a long gold chain hangs around your neck.

About you...

BIO
Before being the Duke of Sark (a title you tricked out of Bendovero), you were the Marquis de Snark, the Baron Snark, and Snark, Esquire. You and your line have moved up the rankings fast, but you’ve never made your way into true royalty. The Snarks are known for their cutting sarcasm and fierce cowardice. You carry the mantle well…

INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE START OF THE GAME BY READING THIS
What a great pleasure it is to see such a fine group of nobles assembled. It seems like only last week, young Boulders was licking the backs of rats and now he’s cleaning our cutlery with that same tongue. Forgive my boldness, but should I have murdered that old fool Yorick, I’d have come up with a plan so cunning you could brush your ruff with it, and clearly offing Yorick in plain sight is the works of an imbecile - like Boulders, for example.