Vanity Valentine

You've been invited to play the role of Vanity Valentine in Murder on a Train. In the coldest month of 1933, somewhere near the Austrian border, passengers aboard the Simpleton-Orient Express experience a murder that will change their lives forever! But who killed mysterious stranger John Doe? Join us to find out whodunit!

Your costume suggestion

You are an actress. You wear a long evening dress in a pale colour to complement your perfectly coiffed Hollywood curls and you look like you’ve stepped straight off the silver screen! Paint your lips red and don’t forget to strike a pose.

About you...

Born in California as Valerie Lamond, you originally chose a career as a theoretical physicist because your mum wanted you to. Fortunately for you, Charlie Chaplin needed to use a physics laboratory as a set for his silent movie “The Big Bang Theory” and your office was the green room. Impressed by your weighty mind, Chaplin cast you on the spot and you’ve never looked back…

Doesn’t everyone already know me? Ok then, I suppose I’ll just have to act like nobody does! I’m Vanity Valentine, an award-winning Hollywood actress - playing age 21 and up. My defining role was in the silent movie “The Morgue.” I was the best at playing dead - although John Doe’s doing a pretty good job I guess. Chaplin said he thought I was an actual cadaver in one of my love scenes!