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Puffed up, self-important and blundering — Major Clanger may be retired but his medals aren’t and neither is his impressive moustache. A multi-tool in his pocket and spy camera in his hand completes the look.
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READ THIS INTRODUCTION WHEN THE GAME STARTS…
Major Clanger here, former member of Her Majesty’s Secret Service! I’ve seen a few deaths in my time so here’s what we’re going to do. One, hide the body. Two, forge new passports. Three, disguise ourselves as washerwomen and flee the country. Wait… wrong mission. Forget you heard that. Nothing to see here. Carry on…